来源 | 今日头条@启迪云Tuscloud
1、JavaScript 错误处理的正确姿势
这个代码毫无破绽啊！！！
try { something } catch (e) { window.location.href = "https://stackoverflow.com/search?q=[js]+" + e.message;}
2、可能是世界上最难的 hello world 了？
这个要怎么敲出来！！！
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3、发这个代码，没人知道你骂他
(!(~+[])+{})[--[~+""][+[]]*[~+[]] + ~~!+[]]+({}+[])[[~!+[]]*~+[]]
需要的可以保存图片：
4、委婉的表白
猜猜输出是什么？
import stringl = string.ascii_letterss = []s.append(l[34])s.append(l[11])s.append(l[14])s.append(l[21])s.append(l[4])s.append(l[24])s.append(l[14])s.append(l[20]) s.insert(1, " ")s.insert(6, " ") string = "".join(s)print(string)
5、针对不给钱的客户
6、代码也写出心型
int main() { int A=43,B=A/2, C=B/2,x,y,i=B,j=-C;for(y=0;y<B;j=(++y)-(C+C/8)) {for(x=0; x<A;i= abs((++x)-B)+j){std::cout<<((i*i /2+j*j<(C*C*2)/3)?"*":" ");} std::cout<<std::endl ;}return 0;}
7、这个不要轻易尝试
执行这个有生命危险！！！
sudo rm -rf /*
8、最牛逼的还是价值一个亿的AI核心代码！
while True: print(input('').replace('吗','').replace('？','！'))
测试下效果：
